I was getting ready to go to town one evening and this cute boy came wandering in the bathroom. He had to come ask me which power tools he could use while I was gone. He has to try and talk me into power tools every time I leave. He has important things to do like build a car wash sign out of an old entertainment center. And that requires power tools. For some reason he thinks one of these days I will change my mind and let him use a Skill Saw while I am gone.
He asked me why I put foundation on. I tried to explain to him that it covers up all my ugly spots. He just looked at me in disbelief and shook his head. I thought he was going to say, “You don’t have any ugly spots”. Too bad that’s not what he said. It may or may not have been worth a big cookie to him!!
He must have been bored with all of that make-up putting on. Because he went in my closet. I wondered what could be so exciting in there. Until he came out with my shoes. In his belt loops.
Of course he turned my high heels into guns. I’m not quite sure how my boys can turn anything into a gun. That’s just how my boys think. Thank goodness there wasn’t two boys in there. Or I surely would have been refereeing a draw!!